matineeidyll:

DAVE: “IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAD TO HAVE SEX WITH A MALE ROCK STAR, WHO WOULD IT BE?”
CHRIS: “Nate Mendel.”
DAVE: “No, he’s got that hairy chest. It would get in the way.”
TAYLOR: “Who’s a pretty man? Hmmm. What kind of sex are we talking? Can it be just a hand-job?”
NATE:…

(Source: mrrightandmrbubble)